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Ana Alexander (as Liz) being watched by Jonathan Chase (as Michael Strathmore) on a video conference as she stands in a kitchen with an apron on and no panties, showing her bare butt as she turns her back to the camera. She then fetches a banana, sittin
“At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ It was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s
zippygirlme: What I like about her is she makes me eat the banana for dessert and then her every night. I always get my nutrition right from the source. Healthy living is the best !
salahmah: Orangutan in The Rain “I was taking pictures of some Orangutans in Bali and then it started to rain. Just before I put my camera away, I saw this Orangutan took a banana leaf and put it on top on his head to protect himself from the rain!
kelsiomo: Some back story for this one. I have class at 8am and then class again from 1-3 (long lecture) I stay on campus the whole time. I had a banana and a glass of milk for breakfast and by 11:30 I could have gone, but it wasnt dire. At noon I ate
cafenastycore: menu: don’t stop till all the bananas I stuffed up her asshole are smashed up, then stick my cock in her corn hole for me to cum, and for you to eat out
rosemcclain: sunrayeearts: sambamtrashcan: rileyomalley: americanninjax: awesomely-crestfallen: carbonoid: Hello friends, I hope some peeps are up for another line up collab! If you remember the Cheeto Train, or the Ocean Conga Line, then hopefully
lesbeet: adhdonewiththis: rowanthesloth: ADHD is chanting “walnuts, walnuts, walnuts, walnuts …” under your breath 300 times, then getting distracted for half a second and forgetting to add the fucking walnuts to the banana bread before putting
“At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ It was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s
throatsart: Popsicle Pinups 3: Black Cherry For those few who don’t know, this is Black Cherry, and she belongs to My-Pet-Tentacle-Monster, and she’s just sweet and sexy and adorable and I love drawing her. Many thanks to MPTM and the great work
bisexuhowl: arrghigiveup: [source: https://twitter.com/nasacertified/status/1273798595314167814] #watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is
defilerwyrm: laughingsquid: Hey SpotMini, look out for that banana peel. Whoops! Fifty thousand year of human modernity has led up to the moment we’ve created a complex, free-running robot and then got it to slip and fall on a fucking banana peel
surdelfrontera: empyrean-sea: tofu-nipples: New favourite quote 🙌 If you miss the amazon rainforest then stop buying sugar, soy, palm oil, tea, coffee, chocolate, bananas, pineapples, charcoal, diamonds, aluminum, oil, copper, gold, and paper And
pananegra: empyrean-sea: tofu-nipples: New favourite quote 🙌 If you miss the amazon rainforest then stop buying sugar, soy, palm oil, tea, coffee, chocolate, bananas, pineapples, charcoal, diamonds, aluminum, oil, copper, gold, and paper And can
brisbone: I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
brisbone:I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
omofan1653: kelsiomo: Some back story for this one. I have class at 8am and then class again from 1-3 (long lecture) I stay on campus the whole time. I had a banana and a glass of milk for breakfast and by 11:30 I could have gone, but it wasnt dire.
xprythmx: Bhabhi ji… Yes, I know, all of the dick sucking and touching has made you do horny… Unfortunately, you know the rules. You’re only allowed to CUM once in 6 months and you still have almost 166 days left… Until then you play with banana
digg: Someone dipped a banana in liquid nitrogen and then shot it with a bb gun. What a world we live in. The amazing shit you do when bored and with resources.
everything-ever: I made a peanut butter banana sandwich! I thought to myself, “oh shit, this is going to AWESOME.” Then I bit into it, and recalled I don’t even like bananas. I do this with vegan pork all the damn time.
imperialmog:The 4th of July, its the day that people put American flags outside their homes expecting a visit from Captain America who arrives in a sleigh powered by eight bald eagles giving fireworks, who then goes and has his birthday party.
apisashla:bretongirlreblogs:pseudomantis:glad that skyrim chose the most horrifying way ever to have mannequinswhen i walked into a room after a loading area a mannequin turned its face to look at me and then it just froze in that postiononce i woke up
the-banana-paradox: sobrietykilledtheteenager: thebigbadafro: It’s a mix of hell and outer space. how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then There are two kinds of people
empyrean-sea: tofu-nipples: New favourite quote 🙌 If you miss the amazon rainforest then stop buying sugar, soy, palm oil, tea, coffee, chocolate, bananas, pineapples, charcoal, diamonds, aluminum, oil, copper, gold, and paper And can I ask–when
bunny-banana: IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU EXPLAINING TO ME ALL THE DIFFERENT REGIONAL ACCENTS/DIALECTS OF YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND SHOWING ME THE EXACT LINGUISTIC DIFFERENCES TO RELATED LANGUAGES then you are absolutely right make
bernistuff: madajatz: Mmmmm liebenswert und supergeil i would be nice bald with the banana pealed and push right in you to be then eaten from your hot pussy
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fitwithoutfat: Banana ice cream w/raw brownie bites and chocolate drizzle! The ice cream is just 4 bananas and a little almond milk. Raw brownies: process 1 cup pecans. Add 1 cup dates and process. Then add 5 T cocoa powder, 4 T shredded coconut, 1T
laptopped: imagine banana with any other vowel bununu benene bonono binini bynyny Isn’t this a kids song? “I want to eat, eat, eat apples and bananassssss” And then you just switch out the vowels as you
hornygradbear: theradicalace: banana-spice: friendshipismax: thebuttkingpost: badgengar: Putting him in a suit and paying him to do this in a film will always be 100% more unsettling and scary then any CGI abomination to come out in moves in the
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
mishaslittlefella: So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that’s a cool idea and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom
bumbleeebeees: adelembe:“At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ It was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to
So first my friend (from high school) was posting anti-vax crap, then she’s posting pro gun crap, now she’s posting stuff about healthy cookies with oats, bananas, applesauce and shit. That’s the last straw! Ew!😷😬 Lol
all-nickiminaj: Nicki Minaj about Anaconda: “It’s just cheeky, like a funny story. I’m chopping up the banana, at first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ha ha, no.” “That was important for us to show in the kitchen
thecoconutgoddess: This Caramel Slice Icecream Sundae is like healthy heaven! I could eat it forever, but then again, I could eat most things forever 🐒 To make the cashew cookie layer, blend 1 and a ½ frozen bananas, 1 tsp of vanilla paste,
cleanbodyfreshstart: high carb rice pudding breakfast • steam rice then stir in cinnamon (+ optional milk alternative) • slice bananas and chop dates • stir through the rice + shredded coconut and raw sugar Your body will feel buzzing after
parralex0889: all-nickiminaj: Nicki Minaj about Anaconda: “It’s just cheeky, like a funny story. I’m chopping up the banana, at first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ha ha, no.” “That was important for us to show
unregistered-hypercam2: beachdeath: beachdeath: beachdeath: where’s the video of that raw vegan youtuber where she has 25 bananas for lunch and eats the peels and then for dinner she just eats a pound of raw lettuce i’m sorry; it’s not one
just made a smoothie w frozen blueberries strawberries and I froze a banana and threw that in there and ¼ cup oj and then substituted my strawberry protein drink for the yogurt it suggest it is some of the worst tasting stuff of my life and I
plumpybunny:Here’s a more recent bloat! It was pretty funny since I was planning to do banana and sprite, but in the end, I did half a banana and half a sprite can, then a bit of mentos and half a coke bottle.~~~As you can see, I’ve lost a bit of
chaplinfortheages: BY THE SEA - 1915 Another classic, he is eating a banana he back kicks the peel on the wrong foot and then promptly falls on his ass…he did it to himself :) Another interesting thing is that when he fell he would instinctively pull
the-trench-coat-fandom: killerweasel: When I was waiting in line to get John Barrowman’s autograph at Dragon*Con this year, he was eating a banana. He took one bite and then saw me watching him. Then he proceeded to deep throat the banana and bite
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